'Chinese in the evening is one thing, but Chinese very first thing in the morning, even before your muesli, toast and marmalade? Well, when the Chinese in question is this refreshing and cleansing gel, why not? Apply generous amount to your sponge or into your hands (don't worry, though, no chopsticks involved) and simply lather all over your entire body, allowing the invigorating oriental ingredients to go to work.

For full authenticity, we suggest you finish your shower with a fortune cookie (not supplied)'